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We know that parting with your hard-earned dollars to sustain your habit is a painful experience -- and we feel that pain! We want you to be completely comfortable with your decision to enjoy cheap and free cigarettes from UsedButts.com. To that end, we've prepared this list of frequently asked questions. If your question is not addressed, please feel free to contact us at CustomerService@UsedButts.com.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q) How do you calculate shipping costs?
A) We combine your orders into as few packages as possible, but we also strive to ensure that your cigarettes arrive at your door in the best possible shape. To achieve this balance and allow us to offer our services at reasonable prices, we have standardized shipping as follows:

Single-pack: $1.25
2-9 packs: $0.25 per pack
Single-carton: $2.00
2 or more cartons: $1.50 per carton

Q) Is This Safe?
A) Let's face it -- smoking isn't safe. You've already accepted that. You bungee jump, you sky dive, you smoke. You laugh at danger. Risk taking defines who you are. Every time you light up a used butt, you're just adding to that intrigue, that ineffable part of you that says, "Here I am, World! Take yer best shot!" (Our legal advisors have asked us to add here that no, these aren't safe. [But it's only fair to tell you, some of our best customers are lawyers!])

Q) Is This Legal?
A) Absolutely! The constitution itself reveals it when it speaks so highly of "free enterprise" and the need for mankind to be able to 'pursue life, liberty, and happiness', which would certainly include the right to a cheap, tax-free smoke. All of our workers and contracted ButtSpotters^© are of legal smoking age in their states.

Q) How Can It Be Tax Free?
A) These cigarettes have already been purchased by their first owners, the taxes on them have already been paid. With that burden out of the way, you are only paying for the service we provide.

Q) I Don't See My Brand
A) Let us know! We ask our ButtSpotters^© to especially concentrate on the brands that are in demand. As requests come in, we issue notices to our network and soon we are flooded with whatever you desire. We have ButtSpotters^© in all 50 states, Canada, and Mexico. If it's smoked in North America, we can have get it!

A) Could you use some extra cash? Do you walk by bus stops, subway stations, or anywhere smokers gather? If you do, we are looking for you! We offer top prices for used cigarettes. Prices vary by brand, quality, and length, but our buyers paid an average of $0.05 per butt last quarter. In addition, we pay $0.20 for empty cigarette packs in reasonably good condition. With only a modest amount of effort, you could earn hundreds of dollars a month. Some ButtSpotters^© report that butt collecting is a great family activity. (Our lawyers have again asked us to point out that ButtSpotters^© must be of legal smoking age in their locale.) If you're interested in being a ButtSpotter^© for UsedButts.com, please send us an email requesting an application. We will contact you shortly with details. After your first 100 butts, you'll receive an official ButtSpotter^© t-shirt! (Not available in children's sizes)

Q) Free Cigarettes!
A) Yes, it's true! Some of the butts submitted to us do not meet our high standards of quality. These "b-butts" are often still smokable, but won't be sold to our customers. What should we do with them? Throw them away? Hardly! We bundle them up into freebie packs and mail them out to potential customers. Why do we do this? To let you, the smoking public, see what it's like to smoke a pre-owned cigarette. We're sure that once you've experienced the added flavor that the aging process gives them, you'll be ready to become a paying customer. To request one of "b-butt bundles", please click here.